Friday, August 14, 2009

Yes...this is a post...yes it required copy and paste

Stole this from Abigail...enjoy prying into my personal life.

What were you doing 30 mins ago? feeding the Taylors animals :P

Last Resturaunt you went to? Pizza Inn

Did you have an exciting last weekend? Yes, I made money.

Have you ever crawled through a window? More times than I care to recall.

Where were you at 1 AM Sunday morning? My bed.

Last person you texted? My guitar teacher.

Do you like yourself? More than most :P

Have you ever died your hair? Yes...accidentally

Are you wearing a necklace? Of course.

Is there anything in your past you'd like to try again? Heck no...kinda boring to keep repeating things.

Hows your heart lately? Which piece?

Whats your relationship status? Unavailiable if thats what you're asking.

Look behind you what do you see?...My dad........wait...My dad?....weird.

How many rooms does your house have? 18 (no i didn't walk through counting them)

Have you ever worked in a food place? Yes...currently. Animal food that is.

Who and where was the last concert you went to? The North Tower Band at Chasers Beach Club at the...beach...

Any Summer plans for 2009? New York in Sept. (sweetnesss)

What did you eat for lunch today? A couple h,b,& c's

Whats on your schedule for tomorrow? Work...MONEY!!

Last song you heard? Hemispheres by Rush

How do you feel about abortions? Feelings don't matter...Its Murder.

How often do you drive? Every day.

Do you know anyone that is currently locked up? brother in his closet ;P

Do you think you are humble? Not in the slightest...and proud of it (pun intended)

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? dunno...

Ever ordered from an informercial? Heck yes! I got this amazing lemon juicer that curls my hair too!

Have you ever requested a song on the radio? Yes...a good one.

Do you hate the last girl you talked to? Not in the slightest.

When was the last time you took a nap? Yesterday...God bless the USA.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My uncle in NY

To text you? Tabby

What are you listening to? the AC

Something interesting happen lately? Oh yes...if you only

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Washing dishes.

Do you chew on your straws?...i don't have any.

Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21? My brother Joel.

Do you have curly hair? Only if i use my lemon juicer.

Is there anyone that doesn't like you because of something you didn't do? Probably.

Where did you go today? The mechanic and the taylors.

Are you a heavy sleeper? No...i weight about the same awake.

When was the last time you hand washed the dishes? ...ever have deja vu?

Who were the last people you ate with? the fam.

Do you have college plans? ECU music major prob.

Are you mad at anyone right now? Yes.

Whats your favorite flavor of jelly? Grape...all others will be violated.

Tell me the last dream you remember having. oppossed to the last one i don't remember having?

Did you meet anybody new today? No...they were all used.

Do you say aim or a-i-m?...aim. otherwise he'll be gone before you get to "fire"

When was the last time you talked on aim? I don't talk while i'm doin my killin.

Would you dance to the taco song? Heck yes! With wooden toggles

Have you ever counted to 1000? Yes...trying to number these questions.

Have you ever been in a castle? Nope...someday hopefully.

Do you have a cell phone? Yes

Can you use chop sticks? I can use anything.

Ever have cream puffs? Every day...with fresh strawberries.

Ever seen the Butterfly Effect? Nope...aint even heareded of it.

Ever walked into a wall? public too...

Are you sarcastic? tell me.

Where was your profile picture taken at? My bedroom.

Do you hate or dislike 3 or more people? (unlike abigail) YES...not condoning it, but not lying either.

What is your favorite animal? The one on my plate.

Can you hula hoop? Like a beast.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

O_O (and staring)

So my intention wasn't to post on stupid random things that happen to me anymore, but I owe a post, and I'm not ready for deep anywhoage.

I've got a question for y'all and a story...of sorts...

Q: Am I a unusual looking person? Or perhaps out of the ordinary?

Its been a problem now for a few months...or maybe longer..that's just when I started to notice.
I'll be walking through the mall, or any other place, and people will STARE AT ME. Now usually this would be a complement for someone, but I'm no fool, and I know I'm not good looking in the least, which leaves me with only a few possible outs.

Story: Today I'm walking through the mall (ttc) minding my own business, humming a tune, carrying a lame chinchilla in a baggy on my arm. Completely harmless. Completely innocent. Completely normal. Right? I began to notice as everyone stared at me walking in the doors. I shrugged it off and continued about my business. But it continued, as I passed, people would turn. I was concerned...I ran through the checklist in my mind:

Boogers hanging from nose - nope
Fly - check
Underwear on the outside - check
Bird poop on the hair - God forbid no
Shoes untied - Nope

I couldn't figure it out. I checked myself in a decidedly grotesque features, besides my normal face (which I'm not ruling out that...just assuming its not THAT weird) as I was about to leave, a group of middle aged people standing in the jewelry shop began POINTING, and STARING, and WHISPERING....I'd had enough. I was going to return the favor. The RETURN STARE TECHNIQUE...always works right? Most of the time anyway...sometimes you get more than you bargained for...and angry boyfriends...
So I end this day still at a loss...what was the cause of this unnatural starage?
Help me out...Red hair isn't that obsolete is it?


Thursday, June 18, 2009


So I'm back. I don't know for how long, but I'm here and thats what counts right?
I've got a lot of ideas floating around in my head, and there's no better way to get ideas out than to write them down.
So expect to be Aweded.

Formerly His Enilness